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Australia a Continental Mess

Epic misses its mark

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 26, 2008 11:42 AM CST

(Newser) Australia strives mightily to be a grand, old-school epic romance. “But what we get instead is an unwieldy mess” that’s overlong and drowning in clichés, writes Elizabeth Weitzman in the New York Daily News. Stars Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman “have no chemistry to speak of,” but luckily they’re “the only two beautiful people for miles around. In a movie like this, that’s really all you need to fall in love.”

The film’s racial message irked some, but worked for Todd McCarthy of Variety, who found the epic uneven but enjoyable. “Like a Rolls-Royce on a rocky country road,” he muses, “it bounces and lurches, but you can’t really complain about the seat.” Director Baz Luhrmann “cannot compose an ugly shot,” allows Peter Travers of Rolling Stone. “But, crikey, a padded script bloated with subplots and shameless sentimentality can wear you down.”

This photo released by 20th Century Fox shows Sarah (Nicole Kidman) who is transformed by her epic, and often perilous, journey across Australia in the film Australia.
This photo released by 20th Century Fox shows Sarah (Nicole Kidman) who is transformed by her epic, and often perilous, journey across Australia in the film "Australia."   (AP Photo/James Fisher,20th Century Fox)
This photo released by 20th Century Fox shows Sarah (Nicole Kidman) bonding with an enchanting young orphan named Nullah (Brandon Walters), a half-Aboriginal, half-Caucasian boy in Australia.
This photo released by 20th Century Fox shows Sarah (Nicole Kidman) bonding with an enchanting young orphan named Nullah (Brandon Walters), a half-Aboriginal, half-Caucasian boy in "Australia."   (AP Photo/James Fisher,20th Century Fox)
In this undated file photo released by 20th Century Fox, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman are shown in a scene from, Australia.
In this undated file photo released by 20th Century Fox, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman are shown in a scene from, "Australia."   (AP Photo/20th Century Fox, James Fisher, File)
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The patched-together war scenes have little emotional impact. The villains are so clichéd they might as well be twirling their mustaches, and despite Jackman's best efforts, he and Kidman have no chemistry to speak of. - Elizabeth Weitzman

Beautiful scenery and the best intentions can't save Australia from dissolving
in goo. - Peter Travers

Some of it plays, some doesn't, and it is long. But the beauty of the film's stars and landscapes, the appeal of the central young boy and, perhaps more than anything, the filmmaker's eagerness to please tend to prevail. - Todd McCarthy

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