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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2009
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Meanest Quotes Uttered by Men

Rivals, women, and love get trounced

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(Newser) Men's Health rounds up what it calls the "meanest things ever said by men." Here's a sample:

  • "Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic."—Prince
  • "He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."—Boy George, on Prince
  • "People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable." —P.J. O'Rourke

  • "He walks as if he had fouled his small clothes and looks as if he smelt it." —Christopher Smart, on the poet Thomas Gray
  • "The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead." —Samuel Goldwyn, on Louis B. Mayer
  • "Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper." —Friedrich Nietzsche
For more venom, click the link below.

"All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." Lyndon Johnson, on Hubert Humphrey.   (AP Photo, File)
'Men's Health' magazine has collected a list of mean zingers.
'Men's Health' magazine has collected a list of mean zingers.   (Shutterstock)
"I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young." Elton John.   (AP Photo/Remy de la Mauviniere, file)
"I couldn't warm to him even if I was cremated next to him." Keith Richards, on Chuck Berry.   (AP Photo, File)
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He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
- Johnny Carson, on Chevy Chase

Armaments, universal debt, and planned obsolescence--those are the three pillars of Western prosperity. - Aldous Huxley

The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
- Ted Williams

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Shannonals
Dec 14, 08 10:33 AM CST
LMAO at Princes comments on Jackson Reply
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