Meanest Quotes Uttered by Men

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By Victoria Floethe,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 13, 2008 5:10 AM CST
Meanest Quotes Uttered by Men
"All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." Lyndon Johnson, on Hubert Humphrey.   (AP Photo, File)

Men's Health rounds up what it calls the "meanest things ever said by men." Here's a sample:

  • "Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic."—Prince
  • "He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."—Boy George, on Prince
  • "People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable." —P.J. O'Rourke

  • "He walks as if he had fouled his small clothes and looks as if he smelt it." —Christopher Smart, on the poet Thomas Gray
  • "The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead." —Samuel Goldwyn, on Louis B. Mayer
  • "Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper." —Friedrich Nietzsche
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