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Blagojevich Can't Not Look Guilty

Illinois guv's hair and clothes all point to one thing: crime

By Drew Nelles,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 21, 2008 8:19 PM CST

(Newser) – When it comes to Rod Blagojevich, it’s a little too easy to judge a book by its cover, writes the Washington Post’s Robin Givhan. When he wears black business suits, “he evokes the image of a goodfella engaged in ‘waste management.’” And when he sports tracksuits, all that’s missing is “a large gold necklace and a pinkie ring.”

And, of course, there’s that famous head of hair. His ‘do might otherwise be considered boyish, but since we now all see Blagojevich as a power-hungry egomaniac, “that thicket of hair makes him look foppish and vain.” For Blagojevich, “looking ‘not guilty’ is a matter of rationed eye contact and choreography. Looking innocent may just be impossible.”

When Blagojevich left his house wearing a tracksuit, he didn't look like the die-hard runner that he is. All that was missing from his ensemble was a large gold necklace and a pinkie ring.
"When Blagojevich left his house wearing a tracksuit, he didn't look like the die-hard runner that he is. All that was missing from his ensemble was a large gold necklace and a pinkie ring."   (AP Photo/Paul Beaty)
This image shows Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich in an ad Republicans are running pressuring Democrats to approve a special election to fill the vacant Senate seat of President-elect Barack Obama.
This image shows Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich in an ad Republicans are running pressuring Democrats to approve a special election to fill the vacant Senate seat of President-elect Barack Obama.   (AP Photo/Illinois Republican Party)
No one looks good waving from behind the tinted windows of an automobile unless they happen to be Elizabeth II in a motorcade, Robin Givhan.
"No one looks good waving from behind the tinted windows of an automobile unless they happen to be Elizabeth II in a motorcade," Robin Givhan.   (AP Photo/Morry Gash)
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Blagojevich insists he has done nothing wrong.   (Subscribe4MoreNews)

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When he was pictured loading a suitcase into a van for his wife, the simple act left one wondering: Is he leaving town? Shouldn't someone be searching that suitcase? Shouldn't someone be confiscating that suitcase? - Robin Givhan

Whether it is Paris Hilton or Blagojevich, the message in that familiar gesture of a raised hand and terse expression is always the same: I am a good person. I hate you. Get away from me. - Robin Givhan

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COMMENTS
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jaguarj
Dec 22, 2008 8:52 PM CST
The WH is full of corruption..and that last I heard they were Repukes..or are you not up on current US affairs?
Guest
Dec 22, 2008 3:52 AM CST
Why not mention his party affiliation? If hew was a Republican, they would have included GOP in the headline.
dolcevita
Dec 21, 2008 11:15 PM CST
still beating that drum, infidel? it still seems you would like to dismiss EVERY democratic politician because of one person. you have a 'baby out with the bathwater/one bad apple/glass half empty' attitude. are all husbands or wives adulterers if one of them cheats on his/her spouse? are all republicans greedy hustlers just because cheney is? the subject here is about one man, not everyone in the democratic party. THAT's why it is irrelevant to mention the governor's party affiliation. please try to be more mindful of seeing beyond the enormous chip you have on your shoulder. it gets in the way of reason. and note the story on Sen. Stevens of Alaska, which disproves the second portion of your theory, above. corruption comes in all flavors, like it or not.

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