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Salute to the Eye Patch

Cruise's 'Valkyrie' character only one of many to don an eye patch

By Paul Stinson,  Newser User

Posted Jan 3, 2009 4:45 AM CST

(Newser) – Tom Cruise as Claus von Stauffenberg in Valkyrie adds yet another name to the long list of characters—real and fictional—sporting eye patches throughout the ages. New York magazine examines notable wearers of the ocular ornament:

  • James Joyce: Perhaps an homage to “The Cyclops” episode of his fabled Ulysses, Joyce had two functional eyes but claimed the patch aided his flagging eyesight.

  • Sammy Davis Jr: Following a car accident, it became part of his shtick. Humphrey Bogart finally erupted at the Candyman: “How long you gonna trade on the godamn patch?”
  • Nadine Hurley: As if she wasn’t odd enough, Twin Peaks creator David Lynch gave the town’s top weirdo an eye patch, leading series devotees to debate its symbolic meaning.
  • Snake Plissken: Tommy Lee Jones pooh-poohed the Escape From New York gig, but Kurt Russell brought the patch, and—along with it—stylish absurdity.
For the rest of the eye-popping list, click the link below:

Tom Cruise in the role of failed Hitler assassin Col. Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg during filming of the movie Valkyrie.
Tom Cruise in the role of failed Hitler assassin Col. Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg during filming of the movie "Valkyrie."   (AP Photo/ Babelsberg Studio AG, Frank Connor)
James Joyce is shown here thinking and possibly napping. Despite having two functioning eyes, the author claimed the patch helped with his failing eyesight.
James Joyce is shown here thinking and possibly napping. Despite having two functioning eyes, the author claimed the patch helped with his failing eyesight.   (Flickr © der Hundeliebhaber)
Twin Peaks character Nadine Hurley. Hailed as the weirdest character in a perpetually strange series, Hurley's backstory says she lost her eye in a hunting accident.
"Twin Peaks" character Nadine Hurley. Hailed as the weirdest character in a perpetually strange series, Hurley's backstory says she lost her eye in a hunting accident.   (Flickr © sallyspears 1234)
Slick Rick in action with his fabled fake diamond encrusted eye patch. One of the rare instances of silly equaling cool, writes New York magazine.
Slick Rick in action with his fabled fake diamond encrusted eye patch. "One of the rare instances of silly equaling cool," writes New York magazine.   (Flickr © angrycitizen.org)
Tom Cruise as Claus von Stauffenberg in Valkyrie. Cruise's portrayal of Hitler's almost-assassin is the latest entry into the eyepatch brother/sisterhood.
Tom Cruise as Claus von Stauffenberg in "Valkyrie." Cruise's portrayal of Hitler's almost-assassin is the latest entry into the eyepatch brother/sisterhood.   (AP Photo/MGM, Frank Connor)
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