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Crotch-Grabbing Granny Fends Off Naked Attacker

Squeeze sends intruder fleeing

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(Newser) – An 88-year-old woman fought off a naked intruder in her home with a good squeeze in the right place, the Oregonian reports. The man forced the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair, but fled after she reached behind her, grabbed his genitals, and squeezed.  A 46-year-old man was arrested and charged with burglary, harassment and private indecency.

Michael G. Dick, 46, has been charged with burglary, harassment and private indecency after an attack on an elderly woman.
Michael G. Dick, 46, has been charged with burglary, harassment and private indecency after an attack on an elderly woman.   (Multnomah County Sheriff's Office)
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Lula
Jan 1, 09 9:57 AM CST
Good for her. Reply
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Melinda
Jan 1, 09 12:26 PM CST
how many times will this guy be caught and let off before he really hurts someone? Reply
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tommy
Jan 1, 09 4:18 PM CST
Kudos for Granny. The only better outcome is if she could have shot him to death! 2getitnow.com Reply
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Shannonals
Jan 2, 09 5:03 PM CST
She has to be a former Marine, you never forget your line drill training....Grab, Twist, Pull Reply
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