Look Out, London— Paris Is Coming

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious

(NEWSER) - Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble . The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

Jolie pregnancy rumors fly once again

(NEWSER) - It's been a while since the latest round of Angelina-Jolie-is-pregnant-rumors, so here we go again: "She's almost three months along" with her seventh child, a source tells OK! . "It's not something she wants to officially announce but she's at a point where she is telling a select group of people." Another insider says Jolie is dealing with morning sickness, "but says it's all worth it." More»

Singer discusses baby Blue Ivy Carter in new interview

(NEWSER) - It's difficult to believe that Beyoncé would give her first interview since the birth of her daughter to a UK tabloid, but that exclusive is exactly what the UK's Star claims to have. "Nothing can describe the feeling," the singer apparently told the magazine. "You have the instant connection once you know your child is growing inside you, but when you hold it for the first time, the words can’t be found. … A child is the greatest gift you can receive." More»

It's not just Beyoncé, Jay-Z with unique taste in monikers

(NEWSER) - If Blue Ivy Carter raised your eyebrows, you obviously have not met the other 28 celebrity babies who made it onto the Huffington Post 's list of weird Hollywood baby names:

• Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon's son
• Kyd: The, well, kid (har, har) of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni (he's a boy)
• Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson's son
• Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee's son

Plus: drama as bodyguards block new dad from premature twins

(NEWSER) - Beyonce's baby entered the world this week to great fanfare, and yes, her name really is Blue Ivy, not Ivy Blue as was initially reported . If you don't believe us, ask Gwyneth Paltrow: After initially tweeting , "Welcome to the world Blue! We love you already," Paltrow cleared up the confusion by adding, "It's Blue Ivy Carter!" Why did they name her that? People reports that "Blue" may have something to do with Jay-Z's three Blueprint albums (sample self-congratulatory lyric: "I'm the Blueprint, I'm like the map for 'em."). More»