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Perv Robs Sex Shop, Gets Down With Dolls

Burglar fornicates with dolls in alleyway

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 7, 2009 2:00 PM CST

(Newser) – Australian police are hunting for a pervert who has twice broken into a Queensland sex shop and had sex with blow-up dolls, the Cairns Post reports. Both times, the deviant smashed a hole in the wall to gain entry to Laneway Adult Shop, stole several sex dolls and copulated with one in a nearby alley, leaving it there afterward. He is especially fond of the “Jungle Jane” model, the owner said.

But that sick practice has left police with samples of the thief’s DNA and fingerprints from the dolls. The burglar tried to break in a third time Monday night but left after being filmed by a newly installed security system: “He only took the surveillance recorders—we found them in the bin," said the sex shop’s owner.

A worker at the Real Doll booth adjusts the face on a silicone sex doll during the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Sands Convention Center January 10, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
A worker at the Real Doll booth adjusts the face on a silicone sex doll during the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Sands Convention Center January 10, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada.   (Getty Images)
Heads for RealDolls are displayed in the showroom Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007, in San Marcos, Calif.
Heads for RealDolls are displayed in the showroom Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007, in San Marcos, Calif.   (AP Photo/Ric Francis)
A RealDoll hangs in a production area Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007, in San Marcos, Calif.
A RealDoll hangs in a production area Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007, in San Marcos, Calif.   (AP Photo/Ric Francis)
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hott2trott
Jul 12, 2010 3:02 PM CDT
Get the best sex dolls at www.hott2trottsexshop.com! The biggest boobs and the best booty! Very durable sex dolls and at the lowest prices!
riffran
Jan 16, 2009 3:50 AM CST
Well thats one image I could have lived without, whats next.....OH boy saran wrap, and live squid.....hold me back....rofl....just plain ole nasty stuff yall
Shannonals
Jan 8, 2009 10:47 PM CST
What a minute, besides this story being hilarious and sick, if the Police had this offenders DNA and prints, (and you know the person has to be in the system somewhere), why haven't they arrested him?
 

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