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Bizarro Celeb Baby Names

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(Newser) – From cities to superheroes, celebs have saddled their spawn with wacky, way-out names. The LA Times lists more than a few monikers that could get a kid punched out on the playground.

  • Ever Gabo, daughter of model/actress Milla Jovovich
  • Banjo Patrick, son of Brothers & Sisters' Rachel Griffiths
  • Diezel Ky and Denim Cole, children of Toni Braxton

  • Brooklyn, son of Posh and Becks
  • Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon
  • Kal-El Coppola, super-son of Nicolas Cage
  • Bluebell Madonna, daughter of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell
  • Zuma Nesta Rock, son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
Click the link below for the complete list.

Yeah, that's right! I named my baby Ever Gabo.
Yeah, that's right! I named my baby Ever Gabo.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
Bluebell....Madonna....la, la, la.
Bluebell....Madonna....la, la, la.   (AP Photo/ THE CANADIAN PRESS/Jonathan Hayward)
Yeah, I'm not so sure Hopper was the right choice, either...
Yeah, I'm not so sure Hopper was the right choice, either...   (AP Photo / Robert Kenney)
Kal-El is a SUPER name.
Kal-El is a SUPER name.   (AP Photo/Stephen Chernin, file)
England soccer player David Beckham, center, and his children Brooklyn, left, and Romeo (wearing a Kobe Bryant basketball jersey) at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Sunday, April 20, 2008.
England soccer player David Beckham, center, and his children Brooklyn, left, and Romeo (wearing a Kobe Bryant basketball jersey) at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Sunday, April 20, 2008.   (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
Actress Shannyn Sossamon arrives at a panel discussion for her new film
Actress Shannyn Sossamon arrives at a panel discussion for her new film "One Missed Call" at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego on Friday, July 27, 2007.   (AP Photo/Denis Poroy)
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