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Cheney Deserves Kick in the Shins: Dowd

'Vice is still on top'

By Amelia Atlas,  Newser User

Posted Jan 11, 2009 6:45 AM CST

(Newser) – Vice President Dick Cheney's guiding principle was "a theory of constitutional thuggishness" that set the tone for the administration's agenda—but he's refusing to take the blame for anything, writes Maureen Dowd in the New York Times. His insistence that he never called the shots, despite his "Darth Vader-type personality," just goes to show that he was the real force in the White House, Dowd notes.

"The fact that Cheney is now putting all the blame for all the messes squarely on W. shows once more how the bureaucratic master outmaneuvers his younger partner," Dowd concludes. "Even on his way out, Vice is still on top." Twice Dowd has been close enough to Cheney to "kick him in the shins," she notes. That's "probably some sort of federal crime," but a "girl can fantasize," she grumbles.

Dick Cheney, the man who put the 'vice' in vice president, says Maureen Dowd.
Dick Cheney, the man who put the 'vice' in vice president, says Maureen Dowd.   (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
Vice President Dick Cheney applauds President Bush during an event last year at the White House.
Vice President Dick Cheney applauds President Bush during an event last year at the White House.   (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert, File)
Vice President Dick Cheney waves as he leaves George Washington University Hospital last year.
Vice President Dick Cheney waves as he leaves George Washington University Hospital last year.   (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
Dick Cheney ponders a reporter's question during a briefing at the White House.
Dick Cheney ponders a reporter's question during a briefing at the White House.   (AP Photo/Kenneth Lambert, FILE)
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Bob Schieffer spoke with Vice President Dick Cheney about his power as vice president, wartime torture methods and the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.   (CBS)

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There was never any question about who was in charge. It was George Bush...This whole notion that somehow I exceeded my authority here, was usurping his authority, is simply not true. It’s an urban legend, never happened. - Vice President Dick Cheney

In the past week, I’ve twice been close enough to Dick Cheney to kick him in the shins. I didn’t. It’s probably a federal crime of some sort. But a girl can fantasize. - Maureen Dowd

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COMMENTS
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riffran
Jan 12, 2009 1:39 AM CST
whoooops I meant to say "cover" all the bases...lol...riff
riffran
Jan 12, 2009 1:38 AM CST
is it me or does Cheney look like he is picking his nose in that picture....lol...as for the whole Carter-vs-bush-vs- cheney....blah blah blah stuff....I blame ALL of them....both sides and the entire capital hill, since at least the horse and buggy days....That way we aver all the bases....lol...riff
jaguarj
Jan 11, 2009 10:13 PM CST
YAH..I'M SURPRISED HE HASN'T FALLEN OFF THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS FLAT EARTH HE BELIEVES IN.

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