Hef's Bed No Passion Pit: Ex

It turns out 82-year-old Hugh Hefner isn't such a playboy after all, dishes an ex girlfriend who reveals she had to find sex elsewhere because she wasn't getting what she needed in Hef's bed, reports the New York Daily News. "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," said Kendra Wilkinson, 23. "I had to so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

The not-so-dynamic duo's relationship consisted mostly of passing each other in the hallways of the mansion "once a day" and saying, "I love you; I hope you have a good day," said Wilkinson, who's now engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. "There were never any solo dates." Life at the mansion was "way more strict than my life has ever been," added Wilkinson, who collected a $1,000-a-week allowance from her sugar daddy.
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