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What Makes Joel the Worst Singer Ever?

Contempt, phoniness drives 'really bad art'

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 24, 2009 3:33 PM CST

(Newser) – Billy Joel serves up his own brand of schlock-rock, but why is it so uniquely bad? Critic Ron Rosenbaum easily pans the piano man—"anodyne, sappy, superficial, derivative, fraudulently rebellious"—but what he hates most is the “unearned contempt" in Joel's tunes. It's usually for “the supposed phoniness” of others, “as opposed to the rock-solid authenticity of our B.J.," Rosenbaum writes in Slate.

For example:

  • Piano Man expresses contempt “both for the losers at the bar he's left behind” and for the “‘entertainer-loser’ (the proto-B.J.) who plays for them.”
  • The Entertainer tells us that “entertainers are phonies! Except exquisitely self-aware entertainers like B.J., who let you in on this secret.”
  • She's Always a Woman describes a gal who is “prone to ‘casual lies,’ ‘steals like a thief,’ ‘takes care of herself.’ Poor B.J., recycling every misogynist cliché in the book.”
To read more on Joel's "Shlock-Rock," click the link below.

Billy Joel performs during a concert at the opening of the Caesars Windsor in Windsor, Ontario, on Thursday, June 19, 2008.
Billy Joel performs during a concert at the opening of the Caesars Windsor in Windsor, Ontario, on Thursday, June 19, 2008.   (AP Photo/Tom Sandler)
Musician Billy Joel sings during a visit to the National Press Club in, Washington, Thursday, Oct. 23, 2008.
Musician Billy Joel sings during a visit to the National Press Club in, Washington, Thursday, Oct. 23, 2008.   (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
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'The Entertainer,' Tokyo, 2006.   (jetvane55)

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Why is it that so many of us feel it is possible to say Billy Joel is—well—just bad, a blight upon pop music, a plague upon the airwaves more contagious than West Nile virus, not rock 'n' roll but schlock 'n' roll? - Ron Rosenbaum

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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 6 comments
Mad
Jan 24, 2009 10:04 PM CST
I *AM* "... Davy, who is still in the Navy, and probably will be for life"! Rock on Brother Bill!
Guest
Jan 24, 2009 9:58 PM CST
Keep on singing Billy, you were a real hero to many of us in the '70's......
riffran
Jan 24, 2009 9:09 PM CST
*every body's..talking bout the new sound funny..but it still rock and roll to meeee..............woo!*

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