Paris: Acting Dumb Is Hard

But Chelsy Davy wants her own life, say pals

(NEWSER) - Still hungry for royal wedding hoopla? You might not have to wait long—if Prince Harry gets his way. "You're next," he was heard saying to gal pal Chelsy Davy at the wedding of the duke and duchess of Cambridge last week. The two were nearly inseparable at the reception and party following the big wedding. The on-again off-again couple have been a sometimes item for the last seven years. But it looked like the relationship was all over when Chelsy, 25, left London for a legal career in South Africa last year. More»

(NEWSER) - Reality shows throw anyone who signs a waiver onto TV. Some have higher aspirations, but most rest solidly in "How low can they go?" territory. Annie Barrett of Entertainment Weekly looks at 35 of the most appalling reality TV shows.

• Jail: A new low from the guys behind Cops. At least OJ had a cameo.
• Kid Nation: Puberty gone south—literally and figuratively.
• The Anna Nicole Smith Show: Like Paula Abdul's show, "but with less talent and more poodle-on-furniture humping."

British PM 'hurt' by personal attacks lobbed by fellow Labourites

(NEWSER) - After surviving a coup by members of his own party earlier this month, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown admitted he was “hurt” by their personal attacks and said he could “walk away from all this tomorrow.” “I’m not interested in what accompanies being in power,” Brown told the Guardian, saying recent weeks have been the worst of his political life. More»

Plus, Susan Boyle rejoins tour, and more

(NEWSER) - Prince Harry split with his latest galpal, British TV host Caroline Flack, when he realized ex Chelsy Davy was “the best thing that has ever happened to me,” he told friends. “The fling with Caroline has focused Harry’s mind back on Chelsy,” one tells the Daily Mail. Elsewhere:

• After a brief break, Susan Boyle will rejoin the Britain’s Got Talent tour tonight, Us reports. And her album is still on: “She's not quitting—those rumors are rubbish,” a source says.

Wilder prince into alternative hair care

(NEWSER) - Apparently Prince Harry's tufty ginger locks are due to something more than genetics. He boasted to buddies at a bar recently that he hasn't washed his hair in two years, reports the Telegraph. He's likely a follower of a low-maintenance quirky health theory that claims hair effectively cleans itself once past a certain icky period. Yanks can check it out for themselves later this month when Harry comes to America to participate in a charity polo match. More»