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Rush: Give Me 46% of Stimulus

Obama can spend his 54% of popular vote on infrastructure, pork, and I'll cut taxes

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 29, 2009 9:38 AM CST

(Newser) – Rush Limbaugh doesn’t like Barack Obama’s $900 billion stimulus plan, and he’s betting the 46% of the country that voted for John McCain don’t either. But don’t worry, Rush has a plan. “Under the Obama-Limbaugh Stimulus Plan of 2009,” he writes in the Wall Street Journal, 54% “will be spent on infrastructure and pork as defined by Mr. Obama and the Democrats; 46% will be directed towards tax cuts, as determined by me.”

After all, Obama has declared Limbaugh king of the Republicans. Besides, his plan is simple: Cut the corporate tax rate in half, suspend the capital gains tax, and let the invisible hand do the rest. “Once Wall Street starts ticking up 500 points a day, the rest of the private sector would follow.” The public would love it, and we’d finally get to see a head-to-head Keynsian-vs.-supply side economics showdown.

Rush Limbaugh speaks at 'An Evenining With Rush Limbaugh' event May 3, 2007 in Novi, Michigan.
Rush Limbaugh speaks at 'An Evenining With Rush Limbaugh' event May 3, 2007 in Novi, Michigan.   (Getty Images)
Rush Limbaugh attends the premiere of HBO's 'Bernard and Doris' at the Time Warner screening room on January 30, 2008 in New York City.
Rush Limbaugh attends the premiere of HBO's 'Bernard and Doris' at the Time Warner screening room on January 30, 2008 in New York City.   (Getty Images)
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The leader of the Democrats and the leader of the Republicans (me, according to Mr. Obama) can get it done. Let's start solving our problems, together. - Rush Limbaugh

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Fondue
Mar 3, 2009 10:07 PM CST
Rush Limbaugh is a Domestic Terrorist.
Doctor-Zaius
Feb 20, 2009 10:31 PM CST
Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.
Doctor-Zaius
Jan 31, 2009 6:07 AM CST
Too bad we can't interview his anal cyst.

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