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Ashton Rails on 'Jackass' Neighbor, Apologizes

Actor later apologizes for rant

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 30, 2009 9:29 AM CST

(Newser) – Ashton Kutcher has apologized after lashing into his neighbor with a profanity-laced online video, the Huffington Post reports. The actor vented after his "jackass" neighbor dared to start noisy construction on his house at 7am (which is perfectly legal in LA). After the neighbor shot back, calling Ashton “silly” and “out of line,” Kutcher backpedaled on Twitter: “It’s a joke people not news.”

Twitter got a lot of action throughout, with Ashton declaring, “This ass clown has another thing coming!” during his tantrum. Wife Demi Moore also Twittered throughout, standing by her man with updates like, “Calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!” After calming down, Kutcher posted a second video saying, “I pledge to be more tolerant of my neighbor’s hammering.”

Ashton Kutcher referred to his neighbor as this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick! on Twitter during his rant, the Huffington Post reports.
Ashton Kutcher referred to his neighbor as "this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!" on Twitter during his rant, the Huffington Post reports.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Holy moly I'm gonna lose it! Twittered Ashton Kutcher, I'm gonna kill my neighbor! the Huffington Post reports.
"Holy moly I'm gonna lose it!" Twittered Ashton Kutcher, "I'm gonna kill my neighbor!" the Huffington Post reports.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Wife Demi Moore tried to calm down Ashton Kutcher on Twitter, posting, Baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this, the Huffington Post reports.
Wife Demi Moore tried to calm down Ashton Kutcher on Twitter, posting, "Baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this," the Huffington Post reports.   (AP Photo/Chris Weeks)
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Ashton Kutcher's second video, apologizing for his earlier rant.   (YouTube)
Ashton Kutcher's first video, ranting against his neighbor.   (YouTube)

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I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I'm gonna lose it on this guy. - Ashton Kutcher, in his first video

You know, you're very vulnerable at 7 am, and I like my alarm clock to be a nice tune. Maybe John Mayer or something sweet like that, as opposed to banging.
- Ashton Kutcher, in his second video

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