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Eat, Prey, Love: Let's Give Vultures Their Due

They're not exactly man's best friend, but we need them

By Wesley Oliver,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 4, 2009 5:05 PM CST

(Newser) – Vultures are like lawyers: nobody likes them until they need them, and boy do we need them, writes Constance Casey in a soaring defense of the misunderstood bird in Slate. Their business may be unpleasant, but vultures are essential in disposing of rotting carrion and warding off disease. “They aren’t really birds of prey,” Casey insists. “They’re birds of clean-up.”

Vultures are not only practical (their baldness cuts down on preening after a bloody meal), they’re also graceful (they ride air currents for hours without flapping their wings). Vultures don’t swoop in for the kill, instead preferring meals that are at least 2 days dead, and says one advocate, “Their waste is as clean as any waste can be.” Now how about those pigeons?

Vulture advocates say the birds don't circle over dying things. They circle as they ascend on thermals, columns of warm rising air and ride air currents for hours with no flapping.
Vulture advocates say the birds don't circle over dying things. They circle as they ascend on thermals, columns of warm rising air and ride air currents for hours with no flapping.   (AP Photo/Channi Anand)
Zookeepers wrap the dead rats they feed vultures in paper, tightly tied with string, to make the dining process more interesting.
Zookeepers wrap the dead rats they feed vultures in paper, tightly tied with string, to make the dining process more interesting.   (Shutter Stock)
In the wild, vultures live about 10 years. If death doesn't occur because of old age, it comes from starvation, electrocution at power lines, trapping, shooting, or getting hit by a car.
In the wild, vultures live about 10 years. If death doesn't occur because of old age, it comes from starvation, electrocution at power lines, trapping, shooting, or getting hit by a car.   (Shutter Stock)
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Once they get to know you, they don't regurgitate on you. - William Lynch, president of the Turkey Vulture Society

Vulture meals involve no frenzied chase or bloody kill, in fact, no haste or suffering at all. Vultures wait a couple of days till the spirit of the deceased has safely departed and gases begin to leak from the decomposing corpse. - Constance Casey, Slate

It's unfair that this avian clean-up crew excites dread and disgust. - Constance Casey, Slate

As they ride the wind, vultures seek dead things, not dying things, using a sense of smell far more highly developed than any other bird's. They can detect a dead mouse under leaves from 200 feet up. - Constance Casey, Slate

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