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Hey, Obamaniacs: Here Are Your Answers

Wait, bipartisanship means we have to listen to Republicans?

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 7, 2009 12:00 PM CST

(Newser) – If you’re a card-carrying Obama fan, chances are “you’ve been feeling unstimulated” with the news of late, Gail Collins writes in the New York Times. But don’t worry, she has the answers to all your burning questions:

  • How could so many Cabinet nominees have tax problems? “Tax liens are lurking everywhere, like cold germs. No one is immune.”
  • Wasn’t Tom Daschle crucial to passing momentous health care reform?  Considering he never passed anything momentous when he was Senate Majority leader? Probably not.

  • Should I really go campaign for a bill written by moderate Republicans and conservative Democrats? Believe it or not, bipartisanship requires working with the other party.
  • How could Obama pick a conservative like Judd Gregg to run Commerce?! The Commerce Department is “sort of like an old attic where people throw stuff that doesn’t fit anyplace else.” Basically anyone can run it.
For more questions and answers, click on the link.

In this Nov. 4, 2008, file photo,  young supporters of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama voice their support for him early on election day in New York.
In this Nov. 4, 2008, file photo, young supporters of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama voice their support for him early on election day in New York.   (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan, File)
Don't worry, poochie, Obama will pass the stimulus soon.
Don't worry, poochie, Obama will pass the stimulus soon.   (AP Photo/Matt Rourke, File)
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Face it, you miss George W. Bush. Ever since he slunk off the scene, things have gotten all vague and squishy. You want somebody to rally against and Mitch McConnell is not an adequate substitute. - Gail Collins

He always said the bipartisan path was going to be rocky, but this week the going was so rough that the great trailer-tractor of stimulus blew out several tires on the shoals of post-partisanism. - Gail Collins

While there have been some sterling commerce secretaries, it has been run for lengthy periods of time by complete morons and the nation didn’t seem to suffer appreciably. - Gail Collins

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Guest
Feb 7, 2009 7:58 PM CST
Making fun of Obamaniacs is like shooting fish in a barrel. But alas, what is far more relevant is the fact that, for the first time in a few presidential elections, Obama has a clear mandate from American voters...they're the ones who matter... And Rush Limbaugh is less popular than Rev. Jeremiah Wright... (Reality makes sense in this great country, for a change.)
justme
Feb 7, 2009 5:12 AM CST
How sad is this. Obamaniacs need someone to rewrite history for them so they don't feel so bad. Get over it guys. Real governance is messy business involving hard work, real compromise that often bends high ideals to fill the needs of the moment. Obama actually understands that. It's unfortunate that so many of his followers are following some star from Mount Olympus who does not really exist.

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