LiLo's Mom Has Tax Trouble

Meanwhile, Father of the Year accused of assault

(NEWSER) - The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here . More from the world o' Lohans:

• Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News . There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

Michael called ex without permission

(NEWSER) - Michael Lohan, the not-exactly-shy father of starlets Lindsay and Ali, was arrested yesterday on Long Island after violating a restraining order taken out by an ex-girlfriend. Despite a judge forbidding Michael Lohan from “trying to communicate by phone” with Erin Muller, he did anyway, TMZ reports. Muller sought the order in April after Lohan threatened to kill her, and himself, when she tried to break up. More»

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan is so scared of her father that she is considering taking out an order of protection against him, the New York Post reports. "He's behaving so erratically that she's terrified he'll do something to her," said a source. "She's contacted her lawyer to arrange this." Lindsay Lohan's sister and mother already have orders of protection again Michael Lohan. More»

Michael Lohan accuses ex-wife Dina Lohan of drinking and using kids as 'bankable commodity'

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina must appear in Family Court this morning or face “immediate arrest and imprisonment," the New York Daily News reports. Ex-con and ex-hubby Michael has reopened their divorce case, citing the E! reality star’s drunkenness in front of their children and her failure to comply with court-ordered visitation rights. More»

But she hides her birthday suit behind bunny chair

(NEWSER) - Poor Lindsay. She can't even seem to get her big Playboy nude debut right. It's not her fault, though. Someone leaked her Playboy cover online. It doesn't actually show much, because the birthday-suited actress is strategically straddling a red Playboy bunny-shaped chair that hides most of her assets. All she's wearing are black spike-heeled shoes and a red-lipped pout. The 25-year-old n'er-do-well bombshell had planned to reveal the cover Dec. 15 on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. More»