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Kid UK Parents Might Be Just Fine, Thanks

They need guidance, sure, but who cares if they go on the dole?

By Drew Nelles,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 15, 2009 3:08 PM CST

(Newser) – Don’t be so sure 13-year-old Alfie Patten and 15-year-old Chantelle Steadman will be bad parents for their newborn, Sarah Sands writes in the Independent. Sure, the young father “loves computer games and Manchester United,” but that “does not actually set Alfie apart from the adult male population.” The kids will have parental and state support, and what “this dazed-looking father needs is some direction and guidance.”

The slightly older Chantelle has owned up to her and Alfie’s mistake, and she “looks as if she could knock him out if he ever tries to play the stroppy teenager card,” Sands writes. And who cares if the young parents depend on social services? With taxpayers “already supporting several banks, a little nipper isn't going to make any difference to the bill.”

Alfie and Chantelle might not be so bad off after all, opines Sarah Sands in the Independent.
Alfie and Chantelle might not be so bad off after all, opines Sarah Sands in the Independent.   (PokerKnave)
He might look about 8, but with a little guidance 13-year-old Alfie Patten may turn out just fine, writes Sarah Sands. Along with his new daughter, Maisie.
He might look about 8, but with a little guidance 13-year-old Alfie Patten may turn out just fine, writes Sarah Sands. Along with his new daughter, Maisie.   (YouTube)
What this dazed-looking father needs is some direction and guidance. His girlfriend, Chantelle, 15, has the authority and energy of a young Wife of Bath, Sarah Sands writes.
"What this dazed-looking father needs is some direction and guidance. His girlfriend, Chantelle, 15, has the authority and energy of a young Wife of Bath," Sarah Sands writes.   (Top10MusicITUNES)
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"The odds are so stacked against the couple that you desperately want them to pull through," Sarah Sands writes.   (Top10MusicITUNES)

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Before we all start wailing about irresponsible teenage pregnancies and guest fathers, we might inspect the state of grown-up parental relationships.
- Sarah Sands

Imagine: you can't get a drink but you can say that you have to get home for the babysitter.
- Sarah Sands' son

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riffran
Feb 15, 2009 7:06 PM CST
I'm not sure what the "wife of Bath" reference is.....but it sure sounds like Alfie had better tow the fricken line that is a cute picture of him kissing the babies forhead though....good luck Alfie ole boy

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