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The Most Undeserved Oscars

SF Chronicle serves up its 'Titanic Awards'

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 22, 2009 6:07 AM CST

(Newser) – Oscars go to undeserving flicks so often that the San Francisco Chronicle has a prize for them: the Titanic Award. Pop culture critic Peter Hartlaub targets some of the most egregious offenders:

  • Best Picture: Titanic. The award’s namesake, which somehow beat LA Confidential, needs no explanation.
  • Best Actor: Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman. "Pacino considered this award an affirmation of his overacting and has played the same character in every movie since."

  • Best Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. "No one even remembers this movie, much less Paltrow's bland performance."
  • Best Animated film: Happy Feet. Pixar’s subpar Cars probably accounts for the success of this "mediocre and gratuitously scary" flick.

Penguins ham it up in  the animated  movie Happy Feet.
Penguins ham it up in the animated movie "Happy Feet."   (AP Photo/ Warner Bros. Pictures)
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio ham it up in a scene from Titanic.
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio ham it up in a scene from "Titanic."   (AP Photo/Paramount Pictures)
Actors Al Pacino and Chris O'Donnell overact in a scene from the film Scent of a Woman.
Actors Al Pacino and Chris O'Donnell overact in a scene from the film "Scent of a Woman."   (AP Photo/Universal Studios, Myles Aronowitz, file)
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AClotfelter
Feb 23, 2009 4:10 AM CST
"Pixar’s subpar Cars"?????
Guest
Feb 23, 2009 12:57 AM CST
yea i agree with you there. angelina jolie and brad pitt for their respective overacted/underacted roles, as well as a nomination for benji b's recycled screenplay is testament to your words my good man.
Shannonals
Feb 23, 2009 12:04 AM CST
C'mon, who honestly stayed up for all of the Titanic

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