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Hey Big Spender, Flaunt Your Scrimping

Greed is good, as long as it's in the name of frugality

By Wesley Oliver,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 21, 2009 3:42 PM CST

(Newser) – Recessions would be great for the rich—whose wealth insulates them from mercurial fluctuations in the economy—if it weren’t for the guilt they feel over rising poverty. But Chris Ayres has a solution for the loaded that may also revive the economy: “Flaunt your parsimony,” he advises in the Los Angeles Times, because “without spending, we all go bust.”

Calling his Keynes-inspired theory "conspicuous thrift,” Ayres urges the wealthy to splurge on money-saving items—pricey hybrid sedans and eco-friendly homes come to mind—while appearing to be cash-strapped like the rest of us. “Mark my words,” Ayres writes, “the second I get some cash, I'm off to buy some hens, hire a farmer, take out a mortgage on a ranch and congratulate myself on how cheap I get my eggs.”

Making things even more tricky is the fact that a recession is a great opportunity to splurge -- you just get so much more for your Benjamins, Chris Ayres writes.
"Making things even more tricky is the fact that a recession is a great opportunity to splurge -- you just get so much more for your Benjamins," Chris Ayres writes.   (Shutter Stock)
Economist John Maynard Keynes' paradox of thrift posits that if everyone saves, everyone gets poorer.
Economist John Maynard Keynes' "paradox of thrift" posits that if everyone saves, everyone gets poorer.   (Shutter Stock)
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John Maynard Keynes'
'paradox of thrift' posits that if everyone saves, everyone gets poorer. Chicken McNuggets, bad; diamond-encrusted cupcakes, good. Without spending, we all go bust. - Chris Ayres, Los Angeles Times

Now would be the perfect time to buy Iceland and turn it into a summer house. But whom could you tell? And whom would you invite? These days, even the queen of England is eating Spam for dinner. - Chris Ayres, the Los Angeles Times

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