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Kiddie Chefs Should Go to Their Rooms

Child foodie trend is an insult to culinary world

By Ambreen Ali,  Newser User

Posted Mar 4, 2009 8:28 PM CST

(Newser) – Rachel Ray's smile may curdle your soul, but it's nothing next to the "absurd" child foodie trend, writes Regina Schrambling in Slate. From a 12-year-old restaurant critic to a 5-year-old host of a cooking show, a woeful food movement is upon us: "Today chefs barely out of high school are competing on reality cooking shows, and the bar keeps being lowered," Schrambling laments.

Not only is the kitchen a dangerous place for kids, but—narcissistic parents take note—scientific research tells us that kids' taste buds are far less developed than ours. Take the delectable zucchini chocolate-chip bread presented by one child star: "It was as subtly flavored as an all-day sucker," writes Schrambling. "The movement devalues the very subject it pretends to celebrate."

The child foodie trend is absurd, Schrambling writes.
The child foodie trend is absurd, Schrambling writes.   (Shutterstock)
Children cannot be the judge of culinary art, and the kitchen is no safe place for them to work.
Children cannot be the judge of culinary art, and the kitchen is no safe place for them to work.   (Shutterstock)
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The chance that a child is going to come up with food
to rival Cook's Illustrated or Ina Garten is about as likely as a 17-year-old perfecting
the next great malbec-syrah blend.
- Regina Schrambling

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