Winning Blago Book Name: Rod and the Giant Impeach

The people of Illinois have voted in a Chicago Tribune contest to name Rod Blagojevich’s upcoming memoir, and the winner is: Rod and the Giant Impeach. “I thought of the impeachment of the governor, and about my childhood,” the winner said of his inspiration, which scored him a 3-pound beef tongue. Runners-up: From Hair to Profanity; They Paid Me a [Bleeping] Bucket of Cash to Write This [Bleeping] Book; and God is My Comb Pilot. (More Rod Blagojevich stories.)