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Stupidity Is Final Sign of Apocalypse

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 8, 2009 5:23 AM CDT

(Newser) – "Recession" and "depression" seem far too understated to describe our world's woes. With conflicts raging from the Middle East to Mexico—and politicians pandering to Wall Street crooks who ruined our economy—let's try another word: "apocalypse," writes David Sirota in Salon. "It's not just the economic turbulence" that warrants the A-word, Sirota writes, but "the 'I feel fine' obliviousness of REM’s cataclysmic ballad."

The A-word came to Sirota as he sat atop the Pyramid of the Sun near Mexico City: "When the Aztecs discovered the site, it was abandoned, and nobody knows what happened." Wall Street's CEOs, who whine about living on $500,000 a year, and Hollywood producers, who feed us fatalistic and hedonistic fare, seem equally primed to disappear. Witness "the aggressively defiant, adamantly proud ignorance that marks history’s end times."

A man standing on top of the Pyramid of the Sun raises his arms to receive energy from the spring sun outside of Mexico City.
A man standing on top of the Pyramid of the Sun raises his arms to receive energy from the spring sun outside of Mexico City.   (Getty Images)
In this Dec. 22, 2008 file photo, people walk to work on Wall Street  in New York.
In this Dec. 22, 2008 file photo, people walk to work on Wall Street in New York.   (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan, file)
In this Aug. 16, 2007 file photo the flags on the facade of the New York Stock Exchange are a backdrop for a Wall Street street sign.
In this Aug. 16, 2007 file photo the flags on the facade of the New York Stock Exchange are a backdrop for a Wall Street street sign.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew, file)
Floor Official Gregg J. Maloney looks at his monitor as he works the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange last week.
Floor Official Gregg J. Maloney looks at his monitor as he works the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange last week.   (AP Photo/David Karp)
Specialist Peter Mazza works on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange Monday, March 2, 2009.
Specialist Peter Mazza works on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange Monday, March 2, 2009.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
Recession or depression? Try apocalypse, David Sirota writes in Salon.
Recession or depression? Try apocalypse, David Sirota writes in Salon.   (Shutterstock)
Our blind blithe stupidity and financial destructiveness ensure that that is no mere downturn; it's end-times, writes David Sirota in Salon.
Our blind blithe stupidity and financial destructiveness ensure that that is no mere downturn; it's end-times, writes David Sirota in Salon.   (Shutterstock)
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wwwonderer
Mar 8, 2009 11:29 PM CDT
It comes in an are where being an 'intellectual fancy pant" is a liability to anyone's candidacy for President. It's more important to elect a President 'you can have a beer with'. I find it ironic. What do people that choose the candidate you can have a beer with over the intellectual fancy pants tell (their) children in school? Try to be the best you can, but don't try to be better than the average person? It oozes with hypocracy.
Guest
Mar 8, 2009 11:12 PM CDT
For the record in case it wasn't clear: "it's not uncool to be smart, you're just wrong because what you're saying isn't what my church/bible say." Does NOT reflect my views... it's just an elucidation of the problem as I see it...
Guest
Mar 8, 2009 10:46 PM CDT
I agree with NutsInNY. I've lived in MA and OK... even in a red state like OK though, more of the problems seem to stem from religious pseudointellectualism than outright anti-intellectualism. In other words... it's not uncool to be smart, you're just wrong because what you're saying isn't what my church/bible say.

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