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Noonan: Maybe Wall Street Was High on Xanax

Maybe money men were hopped up on anti-depressants

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 13, 2009 7:39 AM CDT

(Newser) – Peggy Noonan has a novel explanation for the crash (“or the great recession, or the collapse—it’s time it got its name”): What if the bankers were all hopped up on happy pills? Antidepressant use became widespread in New York after 9/11, she notes in the Wall Street Journal. “I wonder if Xanax, Zoloft and Klonopin, when taken by investment bankers, lessened what might have been normal, prudent anxiety,” she writes. “Maybe Wall Street was high as a kite.”

Surely, such happy pills are flying off the rack even faster now, for we’re in a depressing, anxious moment. Gun sales are up, as is church attendance. A Manhattan psychiatrist tells Noonan that depression cases rising, driven by a “psychological pandemic of fear.” We’re in a moment that is strange and disquieting, “a time that seems full of endings,” says Noonan. “Too bad there’s no pill for that.”

Pedestrians walk past Pfizer world headquarters in New York, in this Dec. 4, 2006 file photo.
Pedestrians walk past Pfizer world headquarters in New York, in this Dec. 4, 2006 file photo.   (AP Photo/Seth Wenig, file)
Banc of America specialist Peter Giacchi works on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Thursday, March 12, 2009, in New York. \
Banc of America specialist Peter Giacchi works on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Thursday, March 12, 2009, in New York. \   (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
Traders work on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2009.
Traders work on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2009.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
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We are tired. It doesn't feel like 1929, but 1930. People are in a kind of suspended alarm, waiting for the future to unspool and not expecting it to unspool happily. - Peggy Noonan

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Guest
Mar 19, 2009 4:14 AM CDT
They were high, all right. On MONEY! Lots of it. From fake credit swaps and fake mortgage valuations to government bailouts. Billions and billions. They were high on MONEY.
Forderon
Mar 14, 2009 3:04 AM CDT
Gun sales and church attendance up during a time when people aren't thinking right? That actually makes perfect sense. "Clinging to guns and religion" indeed.
Guest
Mar 13, 2009 6:26 AM CDT
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Xanax gets you high. It just relaxes you.

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