Prince William (Sorta) Linked to Sex Club

They're victims of an inescapable fate—but they seem happy anyway

(NEWSER) - Even to those of us with no plans to sit through the royal wedding, Prince William and Kate Middleton are intriguing. “My friend is not a royal watcher or a tabloid reader. Neither am I,” writes Anne Applebaum in the Washington Post . Yet both were familiar with Kate’s sister Pippa and Prince William’s academic background. Why are we fascinated? It comes down to fate. Wills “is one of the few remaining people on Earth to have been born into real political authority,” and now he and Kate are stuck with it. More»

But no official word yet on Harry's date

(NEWSER) - Prince William and Kate Middleton chose 250 of the guests invited to their wedding, and Middleton's family chose 100. Among those? Quite a few of Wills' and Kate's ex-partners, the Daily Mail reports. For Kate: Rupert Finch, whom she dated pre-William, and Willem Marx, one of her teenage loves. For William: Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe, whom he supposedly pursued in 2004; Arabella Musgrave, whom he dated before university; Rose Farquhar, his first girlfriend; Jecca Craig, supposedly his first true love; and Davina Duckworth-Chad, a one-time potential bride for the prince. More»

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious

(NEWSER) - Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble . The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

Sure, Fielder-Civil divorced Amy, but who thought that would last?

(NEWSER) - Amy Winehouse may technically be divorced from Blake Fielder-Civil, but the very authoritative Facebook has registered the two as happily ever after once more. The troubled lovebirds are indeed back together, pals tell the Sun. Apparently, they were keeping in touch via a Facebook profile for Amy’s cat—and, despite reports of Blake dating a stripper and Amy dating George Foreman’s son, they recently updated their Facebook statuses to “married” again. More»

Says stolen love letter amounts to copyright infringement

(NEWSER) - Amy Winehouse is suing her former mother-in-law for copyright infringement, the Sun reports. Nope, Blake Fielder-Civil’s mum didn’t steal one of Winehouse’s songs—she sold a love letter from Amy to Blake, and the singer is “furious the private letter was used to make money,” a pal says. Winehouse is suing for nearly $82,000. More»