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NASA Names Treadmill After Colbert

NASA declines to name new nodule after vote-winning Colbert Report host

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 15, 2009 1:36 AM CDT

(Newser) – Steven Colbert missed out on getting the new International Space Station node named after him despite winning a non-binding vote, Space.com reports. NASA decided to call the node Tranquility in honor of Apollo 11's touchdown site 40 years ago, and to console the TV host by naming an astronaut treadmill—the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill—after him.

"I think a treadmill is better than a node, you know why? Because the node is just a box for the treadmill," Colbert quipped. "Nobody says 'Hey, my mom bought me a Nike box.' They want the shoes that are inside."

The International Space Station's Treadmill-2 has been renamed COLBERT and NASA plans to invite the funnyman to Florida to give it a try.
The International Space Station's "Treadmill-2" has been renamed "COLBERT" and NASA plans to invite the funnyman to Florida to give it a try.   (NASA)
Viewers of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report stuffed online ballot boxes in an effort to have the ISS module named after the host.
Viewers of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report" stuffed online ballot boxes in an effort to have the ISS module named after the host.   (AP Photo/The New Yorker Festival, Alex Oliveira)
A module is attached to the International Space Station in this image from NASA.
A module is attached to the International Space Station in this image from NASA.   (AP Photo/NASA)
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COMMENTS
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Nwambe
Apr 15, 2009 10:55 AM CDT
Since when did throwing money at a problem solve it?
Mr.C
Apr 15, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
maybe he has learned he is not God

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