Madonna, Jesus Back Together

Madonna has been reunited with Jesus, the Sun reports. The 50-year-old singer, who dumped her 22-year-old model boyfriend last month and tweeted that she was “glad,” was recently spotted with him at a New York Kabbalah center. An insider says Madonna’s adoption fiasco prompted the reunion: “She has been through heartache and it made her re-evaluate what’s important. She missed her man.” (More Madonna stories.)