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Life Tough for 'TARP Wives'

While media blitz stresses CEO hubby, spouse pinches those bailout pennies

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 21, 2009 11:42 AM CDT

(Newser) – Things aren’t easy for still-relatively-rich Wall Street execs and their spouses. “I haven’t even looked at spring clothes,” writes an anonymous, self-proclaimed “TARP wife” in Portfolio. “God forbid someone catches me out in something new.” Her husband, like most CEOs, is “scared to death,” and she’s “learning to fly so far below the radar that I have perpetually skinned knees.”

That means shopping in her closet, not eating out—“I’ve been turning out some pretty dreadful lasagna”—flying commercial, skipping the opera. Money is tight, since much of their wealth melted in the stock implosion, and the hubby gave up last year’s bonus. “I get that I may not win much sympathy,” she writes. “But we are getting squeezed.”

Being a TARP wife is tough, an anonymous TARP wife assures us.
Being a TARP wife is tough, an anonymous TARP wife assures us.   (Shutterstock)
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Being a TARP wife means balancing the need to look like your world hasn’t crumbled beneath you—let’s not alarm the investors!—with the need to appear duly repentant for your
subprime sins. - An anonymous 'TARP wife'

Because of a few tin-eared nitwits who failed to notice that their industry was under siege, the entire country now thinks that TARP bankers are greedy incompetents dedicated to ripping off taxpayers. - An anonymous 'TARP wife'

The good news is that Americans have short attention spans. Before long, some other group will come along to absorb all the frustration and anger. - An anonymous 'TARP wife'

Really, not even President Obama spends this much time looking after his image. - An anonymous 'TARP wife'

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oldgoat
Apr 22, 2009 8:01 AM CDT
Somehow I can't get to build up much sympathy for her. No big birthday party? No spring fashion shopping? Heaven forbid she is just one step away from being tortured. Maybe she might want look at the people that maybe lost their savings or retirements in her dear husbands business and ask how their lives have changed. Maybe if her dear husband and others like him wouldn't have gone on the get rich quick train and been conservative they wouldn't have had to go to the gov to get bailed out.

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