Couple Caught Having Sex on Windsor Castle's Lawn

Let's hope the queen had her shades drawn. A couple in Britain stripped off their clothes and began having sex on the lawn of Windsor Castle today, the Guardian reports. “People were shouting things like, ‘What are you doing?’ but the couple didn't seem to care,” said one witness. “It was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time, considering the location.”

Police finally stopped the couple, thought to be in their 30s, and they received a lecture on public decency. It’s unclear if they will face other charges. “The officers told them to stop, and the sight of the uniforms seemed to snap them out of it,” said another witness. “The Japanese tourists were comparing their videos.” (More Windsor Castle stories.)