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Paris Is, Like, a Total Workaholic

Heiress defends herself against lawsuit, reveals total ignorance of what exec producer does

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted May 6, 2009 10:41 AM CDT

(Newser) – Paris Hilton is a workaholic who hasn’t taken a day off in years, she and her handlers insisted in a Miami deposition. The heiress is being sued for not sufficiently promoting the DVD of her 2006 film Pledge This, the AP reports. But the truth is, “like I really, you know, did my best,” Hilton said. “She’s the single busiest person on the planet,” her attorney said.

More deposition tidbits:

  • She only recently saw her cell phone bill for the first time. Who receives them? “I don't know. I'm assuming, like, whoever pays my bills. I never ask about that stuff.”
  • She has no idea what her executive producer credit means: “I'm not sure what a producer does, but—I don't know, help get cool people in the cast."
  • She prefers Letterman to Leno, even though she and David have feuded. “He was on the air a lot at nighttime like asking me to come back on the show, and we made up.”

In this Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006 file photo, Paris Hilton talks to reporters in Woodridge, Ill. during the premiere of her movie National Lampoon's Pledge This!
In this Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006 file photo, Paris Hilton talks to reporters in Woodridge, Ill. during the premiere of her movie "National Lampoon's Pledge This!"   (AP Photo/Joseph Oliver, file)
Paris Hilton arrives at the Barnstable Brown Derby party in Louisville, Ky., Friday, May 1, 2009.
Paris Hilton arrives at the Barnstable Brown Derby party in Louisville, Ky., Friday, May 1, 2009.   (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)
Paris Hilton arrives at the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center in Beverly Hills, Calif., Friday, April 24, 2009.
Paris Hilton arrives at the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center in Beverly Hills, Calif., Friday, April 24, 2009.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Paris Hilton attends the William Rast fall 2009 collection show during Fashion Week Monday, Feb. 16, 2009 in New York.
Paris Hilton attends the William Rast fall 2009 collection show during Fashion Week Monday, Feb. 16, 2009 in New York.   (AP Photo/Jason DeCrow)
Paris Hilton, left, and Doug Reinhardt arrive at the Barnstable Brown Derby party in Louisville, Ky., Friday, May 1, 2009.
Paris Hilton, left, and Doug Reinhardt arrive at the Barnstable Brown Derby party in Louisville, Ky., Friday, May 1, 2009.   (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)
In this photo provided by MySpace Paris Hilton poses for a photo at the MySpace Cafe during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, on Sunday, Jan. 18, 2009.
In this photo provided by MySpace Paris Hilton poses for a photo at the MySpace Cafe during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, on Sunday, Jan. 18, 2009.   (AP Photo/MySpace, Brad Barket)
Paris Hilton attends the Rock & Soul Party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009 in Tampa, Florida.
Paris Hilton attends the Rock & Soul Party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009 in Tampa, Florida.   (Shea Walsh/AP Images for Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tampa)
Paris Hilton arrives at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday, Feb. 8, 2009, in Los Angeles.
Paris Hilton arrives at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday, Feb. 8, 2009, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product, I would just bring it up, 'Oh, my new sorority film, it's going to be sexy, it's going to be really hot girls.' - Paris Hilton

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COMMENTS
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Alexandria
May 7, 2009 4:00 AM CDT
I don't care, to be honest. She can do as she wishes as long as it doesn't involve showing her hoo-ha.
terrie
May 6, 2009 7:18 AM CDT
The story about Afghanistan's lone pig is more interesting than reading about Paris "I'm as dumb as a stump" Hilton.
Fondue
May 6, 2009 3:56 AM CDT
“She’s the single busiest person on the planet,” her attorney said. I can't stopped laughing at this statement.

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