Paris Is, Like, a Total Workaholic

Paris Hilton is a workaholic who hasn’t taken a day off in years, she and her handlers insisted in a Miami deposition. The heiress is being sued for not sufficiently promoting the DVD of her 2006 film Pledge This, the AP reports. But the truth is, “like I really, you know, did my best,” Hilton said. “She’s the single busiest person on the planet,” her attorney said.

More deposition tidbits:

• She only recently saw her cell phone bill for the first time. Who receives them? “I don't know. I'm assuming, like, whoever pays my bills. I never ask about that stuff.”
• She has no idea what her executive producer credit means: “I'm not sure what a producer does, but—I don't know, help get cool people in the cast."
• She prefers Letterman to Leno, even though she and David have feuded. “He was on the air a lot at nighttime like asking me to come back on the show, and we made up.”

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