I Don't Have a F*#@ing Twitter: Kanye

Kanye West’s blog is real—and not ghostwritten at all!—but he would never stoop to the level of joining Twitter, Gawker reports. The rapper vented his frustration at “losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts” on his blog yesterday in an all-caps rant (his usual style) about how he’s “too busy actually being creative” or “laying on a beach” to use the social networking site.

“The people at Twitter know I don’t have a f---ing Twitter so for them to allow someone to pose as me and accumulate over a million names is irresponsible and deceitful to their faithful users,” West continued. “It’s a f---ing farce and it makes me question what other so-called celebrity Twitters are actually real or fake.” (More celebrity stories.)