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Best. Bromance. Ever.

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted May 13, 2009 5:33 PM CDT

(Newser) – Some people may see Star Trek for the action. Some go for the bromance. In Star Trek II, when Spock used his dying breath to tell Kirk, “I have been and always shall be your friend,” it cemented them as the greatest bromance ever. But not all guy love is so pure. Peter Hartlaub of the San Francisco Chronicle rates other totally manly love affairs:

  • False: Han and Chewy: Please. Han ditches his bachelor’s paradise the second he gets a whiff of Leia.

  • True: Hawkeye and Trapper: War is great when you have a buddy like Trapper John, “who doesn’t mind if you walk around with your robe open and who shares your love of latrine-themed practical jokes."
  • False: Maverick and Goose: Remember how Mav bailed on that volleyball game for Kelly McGillis?
  • True: Andy Dufresne and Red Redding:The Shawshank Redemption is the Romeo and Juliet of bromances, except with a happier ending and less iambic pentameter.”

In this film publicity image released by Paramount Pictures, Zachary Quinto as Spock, left, and Chis Pine as James T. Kirk are shown in a scene from, Star Trek.
In this film publicity image released by Paramount Pictures, Zachary Quinto as Spock, left, and Chis Pine as James T. Kirk are shown in a scene from, "Star Trek."   (AP Photo/Paramount Pictures, Industrial Light & Magic)
Bro-triangle.
Bro-triangle.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 3 comments
ifbit
May 14, 2009 7:43 AM CDT
Stop. Abusing. Periods.
Fondue
May 14, 2009 1:57 AM CDT
No mention of Frodo and Samwise?!?! (look at me, i'm abusing punctuation) -- lol
Robert_Dada
May 13, 2009 10:39 AM CDT
It's a movie. Let's keep things in perspective please.

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