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Madonna, Jesus Set a Date! (Kind of)

Jesus' dad happy about non-binding union with 'normal' Madonna

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted May 14, 2009 9:58 AM CDT

(Newser) – Madonna and Jesus Luz are tying the knot, kabbalah-style, the New York Daily News reports. The boy toy's father spilled the details on their non-legally-binding “wedding” ceremony to Brazil’s Quem, adding, “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son.” Dad also gave Madonna the thumbs-up, deeming her “normal” and “feminine” and saying his son is “extremely happy.”

“She has small children, and Jesus helps her out with various tasks involving all of them,” he added. “He plays ball with the kids. Jesus has charisma and loves children.”

Michelle Alves and Jesus Luz attend 'The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City.
Michelle Alves and Jesus Luz attend 'The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City.   (Getty Images)
Madonna arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York on Monday May 4, 2009.
Madonna arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York on Monday May 4, 2009.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
Madonna arrives at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday, Feb. 22, 2009, in West Hollywood, Calif.
Madonna arrives at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday, Feb. 22, 2009, in West Hollywood, Calif.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
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kokuaguy
May 14, 2009 5:29 AM CDT
“Jesus had no career until Madonna arrived. He has a big, swollen head."

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