Hef Ex Heads to Vegas Stage

Former Girl Next Door Holly Madison is going from Playboy to Peepshow—she will replace Kelly Monaco in the Las Vegas topless revue, though she is not expected to bare all. “I've always wanted to be in a really classy, sexy burlesque show,” Madison tells People. Elsewhere:

• 300 star Gerard Butler was charged with battery for allegedly scuffling with a paparazzo Oct. 7, the AP reports.

• Swine flu has claimed more victims, sort of. Jonas Brothers fans will be devastated to learn their Sunday concerts in Mexico have been delayed until July 31, E! reports.
• Scrubs just keeps going and going and going…E! reports leads Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke signed six-episode deals, even without an official announcement of the oft-cancelled, oft-saved sitcom getting a ninth season.
• Thank God for Twitter. Otherwise, how would Hills reality couple Spencer and Heidi Pratt arrange a double date with Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston? The foursome will go out for Miley’s fave, milkshakes, Us reports.

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