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America's 10 Most Noxious Eats

By Sam Biddle,  Newser Staff

Posted May 18, 2009 1:50 PM CDT

(Newser) – From fries drenched in salad dressing to cheeseburgers mashed between glazed donuts, Americans are not known for always possessing the most refined palettes. Minyanville takes a look at some of the worst offenders.

  • The KFC Famous Bowl, described as tasting like “your nephew’s half-eaten dinner plate”, mixes fried chicken, mashed potatoes, cheese, and gravy into one concoction.

  • Jamba Juice’s Chocolate Moo'd Power Smoothie packs the same amount of sugar as two pints of ice cream—a noted departure from the juice giant’s usual healthy fare.
  • The In-N-Out Animal Style French Fries pile on cheese, onions, and thousand island dressing.
  • Domino's Pasta Bowl features a giant serving of pasta stuffed into an entire loaf of bread.
  • Jones Soda Holiday Drinks offer a taste bud-defying assortment of flavors such as “turkey and gravy.”
  • Denny's Meat Lovers Scramble jams a 200% daily dose of both cholesterol and sodium into a heaping plate of fried breakfast.
  • Long John Silver’s Langostino Lobster Bites are a big fried misnomer, using the meat of a crustacean similar to a hermit crab.
  • Applebee's Nachos Nuevos fail to do any justice to the beloved Mexican appetizer.
  • The Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake is nothing if not convenient, cramming the caloric equivalent of 50 individual Oreos into a blended drink.
  • The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger eschews the traditional bun for a glazed donut, for those bored with their usual Big Mac.

Minyanville lists the top ten worst meals available in America.
Minyanville lists the top ten worst meals available in America.   (Getty Images)
Minyanville lists the top ten most stomachache-inducing meals in the US.
Minyanville lists the top ten most stomachache-inducing meals in the US.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
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drlarrymitchell
May 19, 2009 8:35 AM CDT
This is disgusting. Bill Maher was right- the call is coming from inside the house.
laslow
May 19, 2009 3:18 AM CDT
"Animal style french fries" No thanks.
Timinator2K
May 18, 2009 8:27 AM CDT
MattyP, thanks! I wonder if they have the complete recipes listed for all those delicacies somewhere?!

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