Snappy newsletters. Simple Facebook sharing. Spirited comments. Sweet features are waiting… GET THEM NOW!

Hot on Facebook
Uproar After NC State Agent 'Fixes' Girl's Lunch Preschooler has to eat chicken nuggets instead of mom's meal »

We Fell Out of Love With Cars

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted May 30, 2009 12:38 PM CDT

(Newser) – Plenty of economists are trying to define what killed Detroit, but they’re looking in all the wrong places. “Fire the MBAs and hire a poet,” writes PJ O’Rourke in the Wall Street Journal. This isn’t a story of unions or financial crisis. “It’s a tragic romance—unleashed passions, lost love and wild horses.” Cars were once an American passion, replacing horses as an ennobling, empowering status symbol. Then, we moved to the suburbs.

Suddenly we were in our cars constantly, driving from dreary errand to dreary errand. “They were flashing swords beaten into dull plowshares. Cars became appliances.” Eggheads came and loaded them with safety features and pollution controls. The American auto industry was doomed. “When it comes to dull, practical, ugly things that bore and annoy me,” O’Rourke explains, “Japanese things cost less and the cup holders are more conveniently located.”

American steelworker Charlie Grapentine drives his Dodge car to work, October, 1950.
American steelworker Charlie Grapentine drives his Dodge car to work, October, 1950.   (Getty Images)
1941:  Portrait of American burlesque performer Rose La Rose posing on the hood of a Dodge car on a city street, New York City.
1941: Portrait of American burlesque performer Rose La Rose posing on the hood of a Dodge car on a city street, New York City.   (Getty Images)
The Buick Series 50 super four-door sedan, was all the rage in 1940.
The Buick Series 50 super four-door sedan, was all the rage in 1940.   (Getty Images)
« Prev« Prev | Next »Next » Slideshow

If we want to understand what doomed the American automobile, we should give up on economics and turn to melodrama. - P.J. O’Rourke

The car ceased to be object of desire and equipment for adventure and turned into office, rec room, breakfast nook and recycling bin—a motorized cup holder. - P.J. O'Rourke

The American automobile was never a product of Japanese-style industrialism. American cars have been manufactured mostly by romantic fools. - P.J. O'Rourke

« Prev« Prev | Next »Next » Slideshow
To report an error on this story, notify our editors.
A snapshot of the day's best news stories.
 
COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 3 comments
Bubblebee
May 31, 2009 1:24 AM CDT
A car is nothing more than a appliance that gets me from point A to point B. You can take a older car and give it a little tender love and care and the benifits of it out way any new car with all the perks and added features. I have money to spend!! I don't fork out a 300 dollar payment every month nor due I pay for collision, who needs it when you can go out and by another used car for 2 thousand dollars? I can enjoy spending money making memories with my family versus paying a car payment for a car that I can't even afford the gas for because of the car payment...LOL A older car is truely a freedom you will grow to love. Im in my twenties and vow to never purchase a new car again. They are pretty and come with alot of great features I know I would like.... Come on lets be real, do you want a heated seat and mp3 or the comfort of knowing money is in the bank and you can spontaniously enjoy that money on trip you and your family will never forget!!! Enjoy Life not what you look like in it!
SBS
May 30, 2009 11:22 AM CDT
I have to agree. Hopefully Pearl Harbor won't happen again tomarrow, a lot of Americans won't know what side to fight for.
Observer
May 30, 2009 6:34 AM CDT
Correction - We fell out of love with AMERICAN cars. Did you happen to notice all the Toyotas, Mercedes, Volvos, Hondas, Lexus, Hundai, Audis and VWs prowling the streets.

More Newser Stories

Automakers Pushing 'Connected' Cars

Chrysler Roars to $225M Profit

GM Reclaims World's No.1 Spot

Facebook Coming to ... Your Car?

Worst-Selling Cars of 2011


NEWS FROM OUR PARTNERS
Other Sites We Like:   24/7 Wall St.   |   Betty Confidential   |   BuzzFeed   |   Cracked   |   Fark   |   Timelines   |   The Frisky   |   Geek Sugar   |   NewsOne