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Top Sexiest Ugly People

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 2, 2009 5:36 PM CDT

(Newser) – There's pretty, and there's ugly, but there's also sexy ugly. Nerve runs down the "sexiest ugly people alive." The top 5, in reverse order:

  • Paul Giamatti: "Somebody's got to say no to firm jaw lines and six-pack abs, and no one does it with Giamatti's panache."
  • Courtney Love: "Yeah, she's the girl your friends tell you not to go home with when you've had a few. But she's also the gal you go home with after telling your friends, 'I'm not even drunk.'"

  • Mickey Rourke: "You can just picture those meathook-hands wrapping around your lower back and carrying you somewhere you desperately want to be."
  • Sandra Bernhard: "A sort of sex symbol for contrarians," she's "definitely funny-looking, but she's a bad-ass kind of funny-looking. Like a hammerhead shark, or a VW Bus."
  • Keith Richards: "It's true that Richards might be better-looking these days if he'd stayed on the straight and narrow, but then he wouldn't be Keith Richards."
For the full list, click the link below.

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard   (AP Photo)
Paul Giamatti.
Paul Giamatti.   (AP Photo)
Keith Richards.
Keith Richards.   (AP Photo)
Courtney Love.
Courtney Love.   (AP Photo)
Mickey Rourke.
Mickey Rourke.   (AP Photo)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 6 comments
paul123
Jun 3, 2009 12:01 PM CDT
thought for sure mick jagger was gonna at least be on the list.
sysco9
Jun 3, 2009 8:57 AM CDT
That horse from Sex and the City should have made the list
paul123
Jun 3, 2009 4:17 AM CDT
clearsite, although we may both disagree with dada on many occasions, make that ALL occasions, name calling and attacks such as this, serve only to make you look bad. Keep it classy.

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