Jason Jones reports... in short-shorts
(NEWSER) - The Daily Show reported on the end of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell last night with its customary level of sobriety and dignity. Which is to say, Jason Jones was wearing short-shorts and rubbing his belly under a too-small camouflage T-shirt. “The nightmare is real!” Jones declared, waving a martini glass high. “The repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has turned our once-proud armed forces into a camouflage-thronged pansexual bacchanal! This isn’t an army of one, it’s an army of fuuuuun!” More»