Trump Wants to Hire Britney, Lindsay, Paris

Lindsay on reality TV? Makes sense...

(NEWSER) - Perhaps you don’t care about Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump, or Celebrity Apprentice. Nevertheless, the New York Post article combining all three is worth a read if only for one priceless quote: Trump, apparently a Lohan family friend, wants LiLo to compete on the show…and mom Dina says her perennially unemployed daughter is “deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she's very busy.” More»

Kate Gosselin isn't even the worst

(NEWSER) - Kate Gosselin is the latest in a long line of “celebrities” throwing temper tantrums on national television. E! rounds up eight more reality show meltdowns—watch the videos in the gallery:

• Kenley Collins, Project Runway: She flips out when judges say her final creation looks like a “pink snake” or “tight sausage,” and refuses to remove the belt.
• Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Model: The host loses it on a contestant who wasn’t taking the show seriously.
• Teresa Guidice, The Real Housewives of New Jersey: In a moment of true Jersey class, Guidice flips over a restaurant table.

Down with Paris and Britney's antics, up with Taylor's goody-goody ones

(NEWSER) - Gone are the good old days when tabloids were filled with stories of Paris Hilton getting arrested and Britney Spears shaving her head—the world of celebrities is now ruled by do-gooders like Taylor Swift. You may rejoice momentarily, but “you’ll miss Paris Hilton now that she’s gone,” promises Richard Rushfield. He offers up the evidence of a new era, on Gawker :

• Paris Hilton: Her biggest moment in the spotlight in nearly a year was when she released a shampoo line.

Plus, first Survivor gets dragged back to jail, and more

(NEWSER) - Former Miss California Carrie Prejean is only controversial “because she’s so beautiful,” Donald Trump told David Letterman last night. “She said that a man should marry a woman, and it became very controversial for whatever reason, but I always said it was really because of her great beauty.” Letterman’s reply, per Gawker: “Why should heterosexuals be the only ones who are miserable?” Elsewhere: More»

In latest drama, Lindsay denies Tweeting about cheating Timberlake

(NEWSER) - With Jon and Kate Gosselin dominating the tabloids, party girls like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are doing anything they can to get back in the spotlight. “Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” a source tells the New York Post. “That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow-up with Doug.” More»