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$134B in Bonds Seized in Italy 'Clearly Fake'

US debt office tells conspiracy theorists to calm down

By Jason Farago,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 18, 2009 8:16 AM CDT

(Newser) – Conspiracy theorists, take note: The US bonds seized near the Swiss border with a face value of $134 billion "are clearly fakes," a Washington spokesman tells Bloomberg. Most securities are now issued electronically, only about $105 billion in bonds have yet to be surrendered, and the "Kennedy bonds" found on the two detained Japanese businessmen don't even exist. Had the bonds been genuine, the men would have been the fourth-largest holders of US debt.

A briefcase seized by Italian authorities near the Swiss border contained counterfeit US bonds with a face value of $134 billion.
A briefcase seized by Italian authorities near the Swiss border contained counterfeit US bonds with a face value of $134 billion.   (©lisadragon)
The US debt office said that the bonds are 'clearly fake,' and that one of the varieties in the suitcase never even existed.
The US debt office said that the bonds are 'clearly fake,' and that one of the varieties in the suitcase never even existed.   (©psyberartist)
The two Japanese men seized near the border were traveling to Switzerland with fake bonds.
The two Japanese men seized near the border were traveling to Switzerland with fake bonds.   (©Daniel Sparing)
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Altoecko
Jun 18, 2009 6:17 AM CDT
That's fine, there's a large difference between paranoia and being aware of reality.
Altoecko
Jun 18, 2009 3:58 AM CDT
I know so many idiots that I hope this squelches. I doubt they'll quit screaming hysterically at the slightest sign of their paranoia being justified, but I can hope.

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