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Sex Would Lift Flaccid Space Travel: Expert

Hanky panky, champagne would boost funding: historian

By Wesley Oliver,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 20, 2009 6:03 PM CDT

(Newser) – Why should flight attendants have all the fun? A respected NASA historian is proposing that astronauts too should join the mile-high club, Bloomberg reports. “Sex in space, now there’s an experiment scientists certainly want to conduct,” James Hansen declared in a lecture at the 100th Paris Air Show. “Great outer-space food and wine would be fine, too.”

Though logistical problems persist, allowing hanky panky and bubbly in space would motivate space enthusiasts to push for greater funds devoted to space travel. “We need a manned mission to Mars to make space sexy again, and that would cost $1 trillion,” Hansen says. “So the U.S. can bail out another failed bank or head to Mars. That’s the choice.”

The Space Shuttle Atlantis blasts off from Kennedy Space Center.
The Space Shuttle Atlantis blasts off from Kennedy Space Center.   (Getty Images)
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - MAY 11:  The Space Shuttle Atlantis STS-125 blasts off from launch pad 39-A at Kennedy Space Center on May 11, 2009 in Cape Canaveral, Florida. Atlantis is scheduled for an 11-day mission to service the Hubble telescope.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - MAY 11: The Space Shuttle Atlantis STS-125 blasts off from launch pad 39-A at Kennedy Space Center on May 11, 2009 in Cape Canaveral, Florida. Atlantis is scheduled for an 11-day...   (Getty Images)
A NASA historian is proposing that sex in space would boost funding for the program.
A NASA historian is proposing that sex in space would boost funding for the program.   (Shutter Stock)
George Clooney and Natascha McElhone kiss in Solaris (2002).
George Clooney and Natascha McElhone kiss in "Solaris" (2002).   (MovieWeb)
James R. Hansen has written 8 books on the US space program and for almost 3 decades has been an official NASA historian.
James R. Hansen has written 8 books on the US space program and for almost 3 decades has been an official NASA historian.
In this Jan. 14, 2009 file photo, Space shuttle Discovery atop the crawler transporter makes it's nearly four mile journey to pad 39A to prepare for the next launch at Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Fla. NASA on Tuesday Feb. 3, 2009 delayed next week's launch of space shuttle...
In this Jan. 14, 2009 file photo, Space shuttle Discovery atop the crawler transporter makes it's nearly four mile journey to pad 39A to prepare for the next launch at Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral,...   (AP Photo/John Raoux, File)
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Today, America spends more on potato chips than it does on the space program. We once idolized astronauts. Now we don’t even know their names.
- James R. Hansen,
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 11 comments
Netstorm2k10
Jun 21, 2009 9:45 AM CDT
Ahh, sex. Is there anything it can't do?
riffran
Jun 21, 2009 9:21 AM CDT
well THAT kinda space travel would put "getting an around the world", in a whole new perspective
brawne
Jun 21, 2009 5:14 AM CDT
Ok driarry, I can't sleep because I feel bad. Had to drag the whole laptop out to say that I'm sorry. That was a knee jerk but I can't and don't want to play at this level. Again. Sorry.

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