BK Goes Crude With 7-Inch Burger Ad
Yes, they really want to 'fill your desire for something long, juicy...'
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Jun 24, 2009 9:43 AM CDT
Burger King's ad for the new seven-inch sandwich.   (Bon-Food Pte Ltd)

(Newser) – Burger King’s “edgy” ads have reached a new low, writes Cajun Boy for Gawker. The ad for its 7-inch-long burger screams fellatio—from the “piping hot beef laden with creamy mayo” to the “open mouth of a wide-eyed blond.” The slogan—“It’ll blow your mind away”—is as subtle as a sledge hammer, and the fine print is filled with heavy breathing. "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER."

Copyranter, who tipped Gawker to the ad, calls it "most overtly blow-jobby ad I've ever seen," and he keeps track of these things, offering three other runners-up to the top honor (this apart from the Quiznos ad with the oven urging a dreamy-looking guy to "make a toasty Torpedo" and "Put it in me, Scott.") “The only thing this ad is missing, adds Cajun Boy, "is the disclaimer that you'll actually get fewer blow-jobs if you eat these sandwiches.”

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Nov 4, 2010 7:10 AM CDT
Comparing a sandwich to a dick isn't a great way of compelling me to eat it...
Torrent Basket
Mar 4, 2010 8:38 AM CST
no commercial or add will ever make me eat fast food!( still, I must admit this one was done profesionally. I have a kind of a hobby, watching different ads (you know, to enjoy the music used there, later usually found by http://www.mp3hunting.com SE, celebrities artistic skills, etc.) but luckily I never follow all those recommendations providing in ads. for me it's just art:)
Oct 8, 2009 4:52 AM CDT
Seriously pervs, did it get your attention? Then mission accomplished