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BK Goes Crude With 7-Inch Burger Ad

Yes, they really want to 'fill your desire for something long, juicy...'

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(Newser) – Burger King’s “edgy” ads have reached a new low, writes Cajun Boy for Gawker. The ad for its 7-inch-long burger screams fellatio—from the “piping hot beef laden with creamy mayo” to the “open mouth of a wide-eyed blond.” The slogan—“It’ll blow your mind away”—is as subtle as a sledge hammer, and the fine print is filled with heavy breathing. "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER."

Copyranter, who tipped Gawker to the ad, calls it "most overtly blow-jobby ad I've ever seen," and he keeps track of these things, offering three other runners-up to the top honor (this apart from the Quiznos ad with the oven urging a dreamy-looking guy to "make a toasty Torpedo" and "Put it in me, Scott.") “The only thing this ad is missing, adds Cajun Boy, "is the disclaimer that you'll actually get fewer blow-jobs if you eat these sandwiches.”

Burger King's ad for the new seven-inch sandwich.
Burger King's ad for the new seven-inch sandwich.   (Bon-Food Pte Ltd)
Juan Moraes, of Brazil, takes a bite of the first WHOPPER? sandwich served at the grand opening of the world's first WHOPPER™ Bar restaurant from Burger King Corp. on March 10, 2009.
Juan Moraes, of Brazil, takes a bite of the first WHOPPER? sandwich served at the grand opening of the world's first WHOPPER™ Bar restaurant from Burger King Corp. on March 10, 2009.   (Phelan M. Ebenhack/AP Images for Burger King Corporation)
A WHOPPER(R)
A WHOPPER(R) "virgin" in Greenland bites into the flame-broiled WHOPPER(R) sandwich in Burger King Corp.'s new "WHOPPER(R) Virgins" advertising campaign.   (Photo: Business Wire)
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NewserHound
Jun 24, 09 9:49 AM CDT
Haha newser... You crack me up! Great find. Reply
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Ioptout
Jun 25, 09 4:18 PM CDT
SUCK THAT THING HONEY!
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iamdakotah
Jun 24, 09 10:14 AM CDT
lolz Reply
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hamsammichs
Jun 24, 09 11:29 AM CDT
haha oh my god, that not even subtle! I was noticing before this how McD and BK went in two completely directions with their aid campaigns. McDs is all about diversity and bringing friends together. BK has the king tearing off nipples and giving sandwiches oral. Reply
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Timinator2K
Jun 24, 09 11:44 AM CDT
As subtle as a charging rhino in heat. Reply
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