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5 Truly Awful Albums

By C. Raymond Hidalgo,  Newser User

Posted Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT

(Newser) – Israeli researchers have created the sonic phenomenon of a black hole that kills sound. Which, of course, led Scott Thill of Wired to whip up a list of five atrocious albums he'd like to toss into the newly made void.

  • Scream, Chris Cornell: With nary an actual scream on the entire album, this effort by the former Soundgarden singer is a mash-up of producer Timbaland's "Muzak beats" and lyrics that "seem to have fallen out of Kanye West’s back pocket."

  • Music for the People, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: It's ridiculous this rocked the charts instead of works by contemporaries De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest.
  • Inspiration, William Hung: There's zero reason to listen to this "steaming pile of covers," which features the infamous rendition of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs."
  • Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, various artists: And when it comes to covers, the attempts at recreating these songs—by everyone from the Bee Gees to Steve Martin—on the film soundtrack of the same name were "simply terrible."
  • Chinese Democracy, Guns N' Roses:  Throw together Rose and a rag-tag group of artists and producers, overcharge customers, create mediocre music, and you have this album.

Guns N' Roses album 'Chinese Democracy.'
Guns N' Roses album 'Chinese Democracy.'   (AP Photo/Geffen Records)
Singer William Hung performs in New York City.
Singer William Hung performs in New York City.   (Getty Images)
Singer Chris Cornell performs in New York.
Singer Chris Cornell performs in New York.   (AP Photo/Jeff Christensen, File)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 3 comments
NxBigmouthery
Jul 2, 2009 6:59 AM CDT
Anything by Josh Groban.
lessermook
Jul 2, 2009 6:42 AM CDT
emptycalm
Jul 2, 2009 5:06 AM CDT
you mean far worse?

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