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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2009
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Rompers: Play Clothes for Grown-Ups

Writer gives up, tries a few on—and actually likes some

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(Newser) – When Jessica Grose found herself unwittingly trying on a romper during a shopping trip, she was horrified. After all, “it should be obvious that rompers were not originally intended to make adult women look hot,” Grose writes on DoubleX, remembering her reaction the first time she saw a grown-up sporting one: “She looks like a slutty toddler.” Now that rompers are all the rage, Grose decided to do a little investigating.

“Rompers are the latest in a long line of infantilizing sartorial choices,” Grose writes. The fashion ranges from embarrassing to disturbing—“And there are practical questions to consider: How do they pee in those things? Are wedgies a constant concern? Does a set of finger paints come with purchase?” But after testing six rompers for “versatility, price, non-absurdity, and attractiveness,” Grose actually found one she deemed “pretty damn cute.”

Virgin Atlantic boss Sir Richard Branson poses with model Kate Moss on a wing of a jumbo jet at Heathrow Airport on June 22, 2009 in London, England.
Virgin Atlantic boss Sir Richard Branson poses with model Kate Moss on a wing of a jumbo jet at Heathrow Airport on June 22, 2009 in London, England.   (Getty Images)
Dita Von Teese poses for a picture at the Genlux Magazines Britweek Designer Of The Year Fashion Show And Awards May 2, 2009 in West Hollywood, California.
Dita Von Teese poses for a picture at the Genlux Magazines Britweek Designer Of The Year Fashion Show And Awards May 2, 2009 in West Hollywood, California.   (Getty Images)
Kelly Brook poses while attending the Cartier International Polo 2008 on 27 July, 2008 at Guards Polo Club in Windsor, England
Kelly Brook poses while attending the Cartier International Polo 2008 on 27 July, 2008 at Guards Polo Club in Windsor, England   (Getty Images)
Blake Lively attends Vitaminwater's MLB All-Star week celebration at Hudson Terrace on July 14, 2008 in New York City.
Blake Lively attends Vitaminwater's MLB All-Star week celebration at Hudson Terrace on July 14, 2008 in New York City.   (Getty Images)
Virgin Atlantic boss Sir Richard Branson poses with model Kate Moss on a wing of a jumbo jet at Heathrow Airport on June 22, 2009 in London, England.
Virgin Atlantic boss Sir Richard Branson poses with model Kate Moss on a wing of a jumbo jet at Heathrow Airport on June 22, 2009 in London, England.   (Getty Images)
Actors Blake Lively and Penn Badgley arrive at the world premiere of 'The Dark Knight' at AMC Loews Lincoln Square - IMAX on July 14, 2008 in New York City.
Actors Blake Lively and Penn Badgley arrive at the world premiere of 'The Dark Knight' at AMC Loews Lincoln Square - IMAX on July 14, 2008 in New York City.   (Getty Images)
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2-bits
Jul 2, 09 2:22 PM CDT
How strange. First children's clothes designers shrink the clothes women wear when their trying to get laid, and now adult clothes designers are enlarging designs for children (and of course slutifying them along the way). Reply
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Reader38
Jul 2, 09 2:35 PM CDT
LOL - We had to wear rompers in middle school under our uniforms (for decency - probably because our skirts were so short) and we wore them with t-shirts for gym class. Even at 12 there was a right way and a wrong way to wear them, and some days the wrong way was the right way (the days when we were 12 year old anarchists). I think all it says is you can give give women any kind of clothing and they will invent a complex set of rules by which to wear them. Reply
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Reader22060479
Jul 2, 09 2:57 PM CDT
With over 2/3 of American women being overweight or obese and even more of them having love handles, muffing tops and cankles, is it any wonder there are so many gay men Reply
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inky
Jul 2, 09 3:57 PM CDT
"Muffing" tops? LOL
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Laura
Jul 2, 09 3:17 PM CDT
Ok, not initially a fan, but that red one is hot. Reply
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