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Rate Outdoor Movies 'P,' for 'Pain in the Neck'

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 6, 2009 5:49 PM CDT

(Newser) – Outdoor screenings of cinema classics have spread across the nation’s cities and even its smaller towns. “But why would anyone willingly attend such an event?” wonders Juliet Lapidos of Slate. Prattling lawn-mates, necking teenagers, and too-bright city streets send Lapidos straight to the theater. “The cost of a movie ticket is quite low if you consider that it protects you from the indignities of the outdoors,' she writes.

“The real problem with outdoor screenings,” Lapidos writes, is “the people who attend outdoor screenings.” She can’t stand the Camembert-and-Prosecco set, with its would-be cinéastes who “won't shut up” after the movie starts. “They chat in stage whispers, making banal yet dubious observations, such as ‘Isn't it great that we're watching a movie al fresco?’” Lapidos suggests a venue where “you can order a Sprite, the Prosecco of soft drinks. It's called a movie theater; I highly recommend it.”

An outdoor screen.
An outdoor screen.   (AP Photo)
Bryant Park in New York hosts outdoor screenings in the summer.
Bryant Park in New York hosts outdoor screenings in the summer.   (AP Photo)
An outdoor screening.
An outdoor screening.   (Shutter Stock)
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The usual protocol at outdoor events is to start the screening after sundown—a futile attempt to satisfy the darkness requirement. In New York, the buildings, cars, and street lamps give off so much light that you might as well be watching at midday.
- Juliet Lapidos

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COMMENTS
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youngblood
Jul 25, 2009 11:26 AM CDT
Up in Smoke tomorrow night's film at the Hollywood Forever Cemetary...See you there!
kokuaguy
Jul 7, 2009 5:43 AM CDT
Some people can't afford $5 bucks for buttered popcorn, have kids, and enjoy the outdoors, Juliet -- je suis désolée.
dearlizzie
Jul 7, 2009 5:28 AM CDT
Too bad Juliet lives in Pretentiousville. A local plant and tree nursery in our area started showing movies every Friday summer night on their beautiful lawn. People bring food of whatever type. The nursery serves water, sparkling water and wine. No one talks during the movie. It's free. It's a fun evening with kids and friends.

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