Most Unsexy Beautiful People

Nerve’s list of the sexiest ugly people demands a counterpart, and here it is: The most unsexy beautiful people—those who may have symmetry and cheekbones—but no sex appeal.

1. Nicole Kidman: She’s like a Barbie. Who's 40. And Botoxed. And lifeless.
2. Tom Cruise: He was a bonafide heartthrob until he started spouting Scientology.

3. Gwyneth Paltrow: She lost her sexy by picking roles in Bounce, marrying into Coldplay, and dooming her children with the names Apple and Moses.
4. Jennifer Aniston: She’s America’s girl next door...the plain one.
5. The Jonas Brothers: These boys are all gloss, shellacked over a bland core.
6. Jessica Alba: Talent is sexy, and she showed zilch in The Eye and The Love Guru.
7. Leonardo DiCaprio: His eternal babyface and wimpy mustaches are a sex-kill.

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