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Most Unsexy Beautiful People

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(Newser) – Nerve’s list of the sexiest ugly people demands a counterpart, and here it is: The most unsexy beautiful people—those who may have symmetry and cheekbones—but no sex appeal.

  1. Nicole Kidman: She’s like a Barbie. Who's 40. And Botoxed. And lifeless.
  2. Tom Cruise: He was a bonafide heartthrob until he started spouting Scientology.

  1. Gwyneth Paltrow: She lost her sexy by picking roles in Bounce, marrying into Coldplay, and dooming her children with the names Apple and Moses.
  2. Jennifer Aniston: She’s America’s girl next door...the plain one.
  3. The Jonas Brothers: These boys are all gloss, shellacked over a bland core.
  4. Jessica Alba: Talent is sexy, and she showed zilch in The Eye and The Love Guru.
  5. Leonardo DiCaprio: His eternal babyface and wimpy mustaches are a sex-kill.
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Nicole Kidman attends an
Nicole Kidman attends an "Australia" photocall in Rome, Italy. Blonde bombshell or Botoxed Barbie?   (Getty Images)
Actress Jennifer Aniston is
Actress Jennifer Aniston is "wholesome and modest." But that is not sexy.   (AP Photo/Ina Fassbender, Pool)
Tom Cruise attends a Lakers-Nuggets game in Los Angeles. Maverick was a stud -- until he opened his mouth and started spewing Scientology.
Tom Cruise attends a Lakers-Nuggets game in Los Angeles. Maverick was a stud -- until he opened his mouth and started spewing Scientology.   (Getty Images)
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives for a party in New York City. Naming your kid Apple is not sexy. It's weird.
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives for a party in New York City. Naming your kid Apple is not sexy. It's weird.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
Musician Kevin Jonas of the music group The Jonas Brothers appears on
Musician Kevin Jonas of the music group The Jonas Brothers appears on "Today" in New York City. Why so serious?   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
Jessica Alba arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala, perhaps in search of talent.
Jessica Alba arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala, perhaps in search of talent.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
Actor Leonardo DiCaprio, complete with wimpy 'stache.
Actor Leonardo DiCaprio, complete with wimpy 'stache.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
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newsrmandan
Jul 8, 09 12:00 PM CDT
thats funny I needed a good laugh. thanks nerve Reply
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Timinator2K
Jul 8, 09 12:03 PM CDT
1, 4 and 6 ARE very sexy but, that's just a hetero's opinion. Reply
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Forderon
Jul 8, 09 12:35 PM CDT
They gotta be kidding if Aniston and Alba are on this. Look below for the perfect example of "unsexy": Cameron Diaz. Reply
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armywife
Jul 8, 09 11:44 PM CDT
awesome! i see this girl in movies and cannot figure out where the attraction is. glad i'm not the only one...
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Alexandria
Jul 8, 09 12:47 PM CDT
Aniston is average looking though. Alba is gorgeous, and if talent equals sexy then Megan Fox should be on this list as well. Reply
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