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Conn. Man Bares All for Dentist

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 8, 2009 1:23 PM CDT

(Newser) – A Connecticut man was arrested Monday after showing up for a dental appointment 5 days late and completely naked, the Connecticut Post reports. The man quickly fled the office when his arrival elicited screams from a female receptionist. Police caught up with him at his home, where he claimed he had been sleeping all day, but the receptionist had no trouble ID'ing him.

“She recognized him immediately,” said a police rep. “His eyes are very blue and he has a good tan.”

A dentist's office.
A dentist's office.   (AP Photo)
A naked man, save for the hat.
A naked man, save for the hat.   (Shutterstock)
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COMMENTS
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Fiskebolle
Jul 9, 2009 7:05 AM CDT
Oh my how horrible, how will the world go on now.
gabo
Jul 8, 2009 6:27 AM CDT
He was making sure the dentist could find his cavity.

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