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What Not to Say to a Woman

By C. Raymond Hidalgo,  Newser User

Posted Jul 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT

(Newser) – Lovelife dragging a bit? AskMen plays virtual wingman, listing 10 things a guy should never say to a woman:

  1. Can I kiss you? This yells that you’re a boy, not a man.
  2. Can I take you on a date somewhere? Act confident and in control. Say something like, “Want to hang out?”

  1. Anything about your big bad car, house, or job. Try to impress by flaunting your material possessions and she'll think you have nothing else to offer.
  2. What do you want to do tonight? Putting the burden on her indicates that you can’t show her a good time.
  3. Do you like me? This is the opposite of being confident. Assume she does, and move on from there.
Click the link below for the entire list.

This guy probably said something right.
This guy probably said something right.   (AP Photo)
The kind of face a man doesn't want to see on date night.
The kind of face a man doesn't want to see on date night.   (Getty Images)
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brawne
Jul 15, 2009 5:52 AM CDT
My wife has that same bag. Worse, he said purse. But the all-time worst thing a man has ever said to a woman happened to my friend Mary at a bar during the Masters. This guy sidled up to her and said, "I have an eight-inch dick." And she said WTF? I haven't even gotten my first drink.
RobN
Jul 15, 2009 5:13 AM CDT
You are very wise. Telling a woman to calm down will get you "the look", and you really, really don't want that.
opheliaglass
Jul 14, 2009 6:56 AM CDT
#1 and #2 are especially crap...

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