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Kate Spoofed in Dating Video

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(Newser) – Poor Kate. While hubby Jon has fun with his latest junior girlfriend, she's home with the eight kids—and being lampooned in a spoof Match.com dating video. The ersatz Kate, who dubs herself "KatePlus8Minus1Hawaiian," says she's seeking a guy who appreciates a "backwards mullet" and "doesn't mind" stretch marks—an "obscene amount of stretch marks." She also mentions she has "eight fatherless kids" and "never" cries, just as a tortured sob escapes her nearly frozen face.

Oh, yeah, and I have eight fatherless kids.
Oh, yeah, and I have eight fatherless kids.   (Crosbylicious)
Beth Crosby plays Kate to a T.
Beth Crosby plays Kate to a T.   (NewYooTubeAccount)
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armywife
Jul 14, 09 4:31 AM CDT
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MrsK
Jul 14, 09 7:45 AM CDT
Life's a bitch. Reply
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Yourself
Jul 14, 09 12:17 PM CDT
so is her oldest daughter, who learned from mom.. ironic isn't it. lol
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Nwambe
Jul 14, 09 9:10 AM CDT
This is hilarious. I must know who did this so I can send them money to continue :P Reply
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