Kate Spoofed in Dating Video
By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser User
Posted Jul 14, 2009 4:19 AM CDT

(Newser) – Poor Kate. While hubby Jon has fun with his latest junior girlfriend, she's home with the eight kids—and being lampooned in a spoof Match.com dating video. The ersatz Kate, who dubs herself "KatePlus8Minus1Hawaiian," says she's seeking a guy who appreciates a "backwards mullet" and "doesn't mind" stretch marks—an "obscene amount of stretch marks." She also mentions she has "eight fatherless kids" and "never" cries, just as a tortured sob escapes her nearly frozen face.