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Hogwarts Is Rife With Homosexual Tension

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 18, 2009 8:35 AM CDT

(Newser) – No fancy divining necessary: Anyone with decent gaydar can see that new Harry Potter movie is awash in homoeroticism, Natasha Vargas-Cooper writes on Gawker. Hogwarts is seething with hormones in the Half-Blood Prince, she notes, but with the idea of "loose lady wizards" a no-no, most of the flirtation and innuendo stays between the boys. "In the tradition of British boarding schools, things got a little gay." 

Things get especially hot, she says, between Harry and Ron, whose "supposed crush on Hermione is as lustful as nursing home bingo game." Hogwarts' male teachers and schoolboys also seem touchy-feely with each other, she notes, even before you get to the riding of phallic broomsticks and blatantly gay Dumbledore's having "a literal flaming box of secrets in his closet!" "I also think Radcliffe is gay as all get out!" she adds. "There, I said it."

Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter in "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."   (MovieWeb)
Dumbledore, with his feminine affectation is such an obvious old queen, Vargas-Cooper writes.
"Dumbledore, with his feminine affectation is such an obvious old queen," Vargas-Cooper writes.   (AP Photo/Warner Bros., Jaap Buitendjik)
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Trailer for "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."   (eddybells1)

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Hogwarts is a hormonal hothouse! Wizards are snogging in the halls, winking at each other during Potions class, and they're even abusing their powers to seduce other supple wizards. - Natasha Vargas-Cooper

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Silverbow7
Jul 21, 2009 9:38 AM CDT
to RepressedBySociety I did think about the possibility of being biased by my own sexual preference but feel I came to the honest conclusion it is better for children to not be unduly influenced either way in today's climate. I do see where you are coming from. It is terrible to grow up without gay role models but Potter being outed by his author this late in the game, after so many have identified with him, is irresponsible and can greatly confuse a child.
Silverbow7
Jul 19, 2009 12:51 PM CDT
A wildly popular book/movie where ALL children will be identifing with the characters might do well to avoid sexual preferences in the child stars. That will allow each child to project their own personal style onto their hero, what ever style that may be.
jagerhans
Jul 19, 2009 12:01 PM CDT
Fagwarts

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